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BADGER -

1. a heavily built omnivorous nocturnal, mammal.

2. A tenacious, burrowing marketing animal.

3. informal•US a native of Wisconsin.

BFC - Bite Force Quotient

BF = Bite Force (N), and BM = Body Mass (g)

European badger 109

Asian black bear 44

American black bear 64

Brown bear 78